"The Fun Is Back" by Doc Manhattan with the Mad Sheep and DJ Mighty Matt [Hey look, mister. We serve hard drinks in here for men who wanna get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear?] DOC MANHATTAN Aiyo, goodness gracious, how audacious Pass the microphone so I can get voracious Hungry but we never bite the hand that pays us Unique when I speak so critique don't faze us Doctor Manhattan is rippin up the party Figured out Blue's Clues, because I'm a smartie Call me Metro-North [why?] I'm always in training Can't stop to rest because the competition's gaining The villain from the villanelle, sweeter than a sonnet I get a lotta honeys with these bees inside my bonnet And I can't be silent like the K in Krzyzewski I'll tell you New Coke was a rip-off of Pepsi Comin' uninvited like a Christmas cheese-log So slice up the fruitcake and break out the eggnog Don't just sit there like an SNL monologue Throw ya hands up like a Sweathog Can I get a C? [C!] O D Not the Council but the cash when I make my delivery The fun is back as you can see (3x) It's the Doc Manhattan from the COD DOC MANHATTAN Execution-style lyrical back flips Compile the file like it was written in Lisp or C++, never in the COBOL Council line up for my Mousketeer roll call Mad Sheep on my right [yeah], keep it on the level ZBL, bust out the Pop-o-Matic treble MONSTA ZERO, enunciate the rhythm My Kid Pork can harmonize with 'em Last of all I can't forget my DJ Mighty Matt [eh?] So Mighty Matt, tell 'em where you at MIGHTY MATT My friends will tell you, I'm a top notch actor When I'm on the mic, feel my magic factor Keep it G-rated, never ever cuss My mic-ro-phone never gathers dust It's the COUNCIL STYLES, kid can you hear 'em? Comp flips when I hit 'em with my funky theorem The M to the A to the T to the T Pass it back to the ill MD The fun is back as you can see (3x) It's the Doc Manhattan from the COD [I'm a sophisticated sex robot] DOC MANHATTAN Make my connection, my styles are grand central Educated by RIF, rhyming is fundamental Shouts to Connecticut and also to New York [York!] When I get the Colonel's chicken always grab a spork [spork!] Shouts to anyone who's got my back I might've missed And anyone who's tried to step, you know you made the list Finger on the trigger, mic in my hand The doom is comin soon, so laugh while you can I'll pass the mic once more before it's time to go So, yo Mad Sheep [yup?], tell 'em where you know MAD SHEEP I went out west, but now I'm back [back!] If there's one thing I learned, LA is whack [whack!] I tell you that Cali is all about 'Frisco But back east nothin' beats a Manhattan disco You know I don't mean the borough, I mean the Doc 'Cause no one on either coast knows how to rock Quite the way that Manhattan does If you listenin' now, then you caught the buzz The fun is back as you can see (3x) It's the Doc Manhattan from the COD [That does it. Out you two pixies go, out the door or through the window!]