"Instant Hit"
by the Council of Doom

It's another instant hit from the Council of Doom
So you know the Mad Sheep is up in the room
But first the Doc Manhattan is about to go boom
On another instant hit from the Council of Doom

I'm a sparkling white so keep me on ice
Twenty-four tracks that I have to splice
Scratching up the records like a case of lice
Take me down to Chinatown to get the pork fried rice
Gonna take over the world like two lab mice
I'm the psycho thrilla like Vincent Price
Never been  afraid to take advice
Come on y'all, it's time to get nice
Collect two hundred dollars then roll those dice
The occasional martini is my only vice
Get down on your knees make a sacrifice
Cause I'm rappin up the Rapture like the comin of Christ
Boutros-Boutros Gali got named twice
Don't know what to say cause you're in a trice
Moving right along like a plot device
And even Tiger Beat calls me Funky Spice	

It's another instant hit from the Council of Doom
And Dr. Manhattan is up in the room
Yo that kid Mad Sheep is about to go boom
On another instant hit from the Council of Doom

Yo, I gots flows, and that's just how it goes
And I'm fixin' the game like I was Pete Rose
Takin' out challengers and takin' out foes
And I'm blastin' out your new sound system from Bose
Make you feel my shit from your head to your toes
It's that Mad Sheep shit you be hearin' at shows
Droppin' rhymes with Doc in Council collabos
The way that I ball is the least of my woes
I only drink Duff when I'm out at Moe's
And I don't don't dis girlies by callin them hoes
You feelin' the highs, and you feelin' the lows
And I'm feeling on mighty good when I see Laetitia pose
You can't eat with me, but you can eat at Joe's
And the style that you're hearin is the style I chose
So if you step into my realm you best not doze
Cause I rhyme so hard it'll break your freakin' nose

It's another instant hit from the Council of Doom
And the mickety-Mad Sheep is up in the room
Well, that Dr. Manhattan is about to go boom
On another instant hit from the Council of Doom

When I'm chilly I contract; when I'm hot I expand
When I'm at the party put down my mack hand
When I eats me spinach I'm fresh not canned
Hammering out rhymes all over this land
The styles that I rock are a trademarked brand
Mixing up beats like a lemonade stand
98 pound weakling kicked in the sand
We even got your grandma saying "-ain't that grand"
My philosophy comes from Ayn Rand
Phat like there's a problem with my gland
Our mission to mars is not unmanned
Start beef with me and your hide gets tanned
Went to Conjunction Junction to rhyme the word "-and"
Let me backstage cause I'm with the band
Bring a lot of flavor so I don't sound bland
Clever rhymes like this always in demand

It's another instant hit from the Council of Doom
And the Doc Manhattan is tearin up the room
Well my boy Mad Sheep is about to go boom
On another instant hit from the Council of Doom

Well yo, I rock blocks and and invest in stocks
And my car blasts bass so hard I need shocks
When I was in fourth grade I got chicken pox
And I eat my cereal straight out the box
I got a fox, fuck the socks, and the Council mocks
any other MC's who be rappin' 'bout glocks
You sucka MC's do you hear those clocks?
Do hear your final ticks and your final tocks?
Do you realize your mom's working at the docks?
Will you ever be at home when opportunity knocks?
Or will you always be a thief tryin to pick my locks?
Do you hear the negativity in populi vox?
Cause they recognize the way my styles you jocks
Step to me with those kinds of talks, those walks
And I'll put you on ice like the Chitown Blackhawks
And the lines you'll be in will be those of chalks

It's another instant hit from the Council of Doom
The Doc and MadSheep all up in the room
Keep it mad real from the cradle to the tomb
With another instant hit from the Council of Doom

return to the Doom


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