"Instant Hit" by the Council of Doom It's another instant hit from the Council of Doom So you know the Mad Sheep is up in the room But first the Doc Manhattan is about to go boom On another instant hit from the Council of Doom I'm a sparkling white so keep me on ice Twenty-four tracks that I have to splice Scratching up the records like a case of lice Take me down to Chinatown to get the pork fried rice Gonna take over the world like two lab mice I'm the psycho thrilla like Vincent Price Never been afraid to take advice Come on y'all, it's time to get nice Collect two hundred dollars then roll those dice The occasional martini is my only vice Get down on your knees make a sacrifice Cause I'm rappin up the Rapture like the comin of Christ Boutros-Boutros Gali got named twice Don't know what to say cause you're in a trice Moving right along like a plot device And even Tiger Beat calls me Funky Spice It's another instant hit from the Council of Doom And Dr. Manhattan is up in the room Yo that kid Mad Sheep is about to go boom On another instant hit from the Council of Doom Yo, I gots flows, and that's just how it goes And I'm fixin' the game like I was Pete Rose Takin' out challengers and takin' out foes And I'm blastin' out your new sound system from Bose Make you feel my shit from your head to your toes It's that Mad Sheep shit you be hearin' at shows Droppin' rhymes with Doc in Council collabos The way that I ball is the least of my woes I only drink Duff when I'm out at Moe's And I don't don't dis girlies by callin them hoes You feelin' the highs, and you feelin' the lows And I'm feeling on mighty good when I see Laetitia pose You can't eat with me, but you can eat at Joe's And the style that you're hearin is the style I chose So if you step into my realm you best not doze Cause I rhyme so hard it'll break your freakin' nose It's another instant hit from the Council of Doom And the mickety-Mad Sheep is up in the room Well, that Dr. Manhattan is about to go boom On another instant hit from the Council of Doom When I'm chilly I contract; when I'm hot I expand When I'm at the party put down my mack hand When I eats me spinach I'm fresh not canned Hammering out rhymes all over this land The styles that I rock are a trademarked brand Mixing up beats like a lemonade stand 98 pound weakling kicked in the sand We even got your grandma saying "-ain't that grand" My philosophy comes from Ayn Rand Phat like there's a problem with my gland Our mission to mars is not unmanned Start beef with me and your hide gets tanned Went to Conjunction Junction to rhyme the word "-and" Let me backstage cause I'm with the band Bring a lot of flavor so I don't sound bland Clever rhymes like this always in demand It's another instant hit from the Council of Doom And the Doc Manhattan is tearin up the room Well my boy Mad Sheep is about to go boom On another instant hit from the Council of Doom Well yo, I rock blocks and and invest in stocks And my car blasts bass so hard I need shocks When I was in fourth grade I got chicken pox And I eat my cereal straight out the box I got a fox, fuck the socks, and the Council mocks any other MC's who be rappin' 'bout glocks You sucka MC's do you hear those clocks? Do hear your final ticks and your final tocks? Do you realize your mom's working at the docks? Will you ever be at home when opportunity knocks? Or will you always be a thief tryin to pick my locks? Do you hear the negativity in populi vox? Cause they recognize the way my styles you jocks Step to me with those kinds of talks, those walks And I'll put you on ice like the Chitown Blackhawks And the lines you'll be in will be those of chalks It's another instant hit from the Council of Doom The Doc and MadSheep all up in the room Keep it mad real from the cradle to the tomb With another instant hit from the Council of Doom