"World Premiere" by Doc Manhattan World premiere--fresh from the mic to your ear World premiere--the time of the Council is near Never fear--cause we got the party over here World premiere--fresh from the mic to your ear Made my premiere back in '78 New Haven the city, Connecticut the state When they cut the cord how could they anticipate That someday this little boy would write the rhymes that rate And make ill records that defy any label Unstoppable--they can't even try and cut the cable Back in the day they called me DJ Bagel Till I wore out the cartridge on my Fisher-Price turntable I need no pedigree, I am what I elect to be Rock the mic from Brooklyn to Schenectady They pay respect to me, back in the neighborhood And labels should listen when a local boy makes good Suckas wanna criticize, they get green eyes When they see the flash I make to run my enterprise You're pointin at my skin, but starin at my paychecks Wanna stretch me like latex, hold me up like Playtex But best to check your head before you check my cred Cause I spit out battle lines strategically like landmines Then B-3, BOOM, I sunk your battleship My rhymes are Halle Berry and yours are Linda Tripp World premiere--fresh from the mic to your ear World premiere--the time of the Council is near Never fear--cause we got the party over here World premiere--fresh from the mic to your ear Made my premiere with a mic in my hand Sometimes I think I'm the last angry man Cause I get up on the mic and call 'em like I see 'em And still some crab MCs will fill a coliseum I lay down beats, hooks, and three verses Now MCs who can't use they head gettin nervous They curse us, try to use that hate to reverse us But all of them soon will be running to the nurse's Cause the Council lays down anyone who goes versus They'll be back on the streets next week stealin' purses It's worthless, to front on that gangsta trip Cause your styles are one-sided like a Moebius Strip Still feeling lucky? Then we can brawl But with a mic, not some gun that you bought at the mall And you'd best come alive just like Peter Frampton Not front on Brooklyn when you livin in the Hamptons So, if your styles are consistently whack Or, you built your mansion on a dead man's back Step away from the boards, put down the eight-track Unless you're hot for death like Meet Joe Black World premiere--fresh from the mic to your ear World premiere--the time of the Council is near Never fear--cause we got the party over here World premiere--fresh from the mic to your ear Made my premiere with a career at the Spiewak Me and Joe share the hoes that we mack Strike like a d-back, harder than zwieback The Council of Doom could never be wack You hide your face ashamed with a ski mask No one sells more real estate than RE/MAX I get medieval with a blowtorch and pliers Shoot my mouth like Budd Dwyer, other kids aspire To be like Manhattan, rock rhymes till I retire Even in the UK I be blowin up your shire You could say I was wack but that would make you a liar I'm a Hebrew National, not an Oscar Mayer Bird on a wire, got rhymes like Leonard Cohen Always double down when I got eleven showin' You know when I'm rhymin, cause the ladies start hoein' Suckas better pay up the royalties they be owin' The flowers keep on flowin and they show no signs of slowin' Kid Pork at the decks, tellin me keep going So I throw in from the sideline, use the mic control Pass it off to Mad Sheep--GOOOOAL! World premiere--fresh from the mic to your ear World premiere--the time of the Council is near Never fear--cause we got the party over here World premiere--fresh from the mic to your ear